The only counselor who puts the "FUN" in "FUNERAL!"
I don't just listen; I provide high-quality tissues and interpretative dance to express your inner turmoil. I'm 100% certified by the Internet! (Probably!)
We eat a whole pepperoni pizza in silence. It solves nothing, but hey, pizza!
I take you to a local parking lot and we scream at minivans for 20 minutes.
Is your late uncle annoying you? I'll help you block his spiritual frequencies!
"I came in crying, I left laughing... mostly because I saw the bill!" - Gary from Ohio
"Wait, this isn't a Taco Bell?" - Confused Customer